Donald won the big game it’s time for America to go shopping! We all know American homes are not complete without the best products for the best people in the best land there ever was in human history. This is the land of the brave and home of the free, so get your political correctness out the door because Trump voters said so. Time for the hard-working American to enjoy the fruits of his labor, spend some hard-earned cash on quality American items instead of giving away his tax dollars to Mr. Pinto and his 8 children. The Political spectrum has been turned upside down, the people have spoken with their vote. Now’s the time to speak with your wallet folks. Here at CrazyCoolShit.com we have curated the best products for Trump devotees.
#1: Under Desk Gun Holster
Trump voters need to keep themselves safe from all the murderers and rapists running around on American soil. There is no way to know where they might show up next. Keep your home and business safe with this gun holster. You have the right to own a gun, because we all know it’s the crazy lunatic child psycho that kills not old uncle Bob with his AR-15.
#2: Bacon Lovers Feast Gift Basket
We all know Trump has a Bacon fetish. What is more American than a breakfast filled with Bacon? Let’s get real, the health food craze is making everyone sick. Nobody wants tofu for breakfast, that’s like eating paper for health reasons. Slab that sweet and savory Bacon while you watch the latest Trump news conference. Just make sure you have a dictionary by your side, because as Trump says, “I went to an Ivy League school, I’m very highly educated, I know words, I have the best words.”
#3: Right To Bear Arms Shirt
Get your outfit for the next NRA convention. This will get you smiles or respect depending on who you ask. Regardless, it’s going to keep you warm! The President has said, “The right of self-defense doesn’t stop at the end of your driveway … A driver’s license works in every state, so it’s common sense that a concealed carry permit should work in every state.” That’s right America!! Here! Here! I say we bring guns even in the doctor’s office, just in case your Doc is one of them Skittles, and decides to turn into a Quran thumper – you gotta be able to defend yourself!
#4: Donald Trump Weathervane
“I’ll Be So Great for America It’ll Make Your Head Spin” — the Donald Trump weathervane. What better way to show off your patriotism than to brandish this Donald Trump weathervane on your house, barn, or trailer’s roof? The perfect way to beautify your community and Make America Great Again, believe me. Also functions as an ingenious hot-air-powered Homeland Security device guaranteed to thwart liberals, illegal aliens and Sharia Law, big time. Can easily be retrofitted to install anywhere on the Magnificent Border Wall. With the turn of a screwdriver the dollar sign can be replaced with a bracket to display your AR-15, the beautiful National Rifle of America.
#5: The Fireproof/Waterproof Money Bag
Keep your money and documents safe and away from prying liberal hands. We don’t need to share our tax returns with anyone except the IRS. Your wife doesn’t need to know how many homes you own and who lives in them. This is the same briefcase Trump used on his way to the top, just kidding, but not really. If he had this money bag he would have been president 10 years ago.
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