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    Bracelet Flask

    Bracelet Flask

    Keep yourself lubricated without arousing suspicion by discreetly drinking out of this bracelet flask. This must-have alcoholic accessory cleverly conceals a 2.5 ounce stainless steel flask within its stylish and unassuming bracelet shape.

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  • Nike Fanny Pack Sandals

    Nike Fanny Pack Sandals

    Stay at the forefront of fashion this summer by hitting the beach in these Nike fanny pack sandals. Each comfy sandal comes with a strap equipped with a little zippered fanny pack that is ideal for storing small essentials like your keys, c

    $88.00 Add to cart
  • The Neck Hammock

    The Neck Hammock

    Relax, stretch, and rejuvenate your neck and shoulders anytime, anywhere with the neck hammock. It sports two medical grade adjustable straps that you can conveniently hang on any door so that you can get quick neck and back relief!

    $49.99 Add to cart
  • Crocs High Heels

    Crocs High Heels

    Thanks to Crocs you’ll now be able to wear heels all day long without torturing your poor feet! Made using their signature Croslite material, these ultra comfortable high heels come with soft straps fitted with an elastic gore for added c

    $100.00 Add to cart
  • Fiber Optic LED Shoes

    Fiber Optic LED Shoes

    Light up the night wherever you go by hitting the town dressed in these eye-catching fiber optic LED shoes. These stunning and super comfy sneakers feature 3 dynamic color modes and can be set to 1 of 7 different hues like red, turquoise, p

    $58.00 Add to cart
  • Snot Mittens

    Snot Mittens

    Keep a days-worth of germs and other body fluids at hand by putting on these comfy snot mittens. The gloves are made with a soft and ultra-absorbent material that is designed to absorb 28x its weight in snot, tears, and sweat.

    $19.99 Add to cart
  • Bottle Opener Ring

    Bottle Opener Ring

    Be prepared to get wasted at any given moment with the beer bottle opener ring. Forged out of stainless steel, this handsome looking ring serves the dual purpose of adorning your hand in addition to popping open your favorite brew with a fl

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  • Fantasy Football Championship Belt

    Fantasy Football Championship Belt

    Show your loved ones you weren’t wasting your life spending countless hours assembling the perfect team when you bring home the fantasy football championship belt. Winning your league just became a lot more interesting.

    $129.00 Add to cart
  • Pizza Cologne

    Pizza Cologne

    Smell like obesity with the newest line of cologne from Demeter – the pizza cologne. This intoxicating fragrance will leave you smelling like a greasy, artery-clogging, freshly sliced piece of pizza that just came out of the oven. Garlic

    $27.08 Add to cart
  • Hoodie Travel Pillow

    Hoodie Travel Pillow

    When you’re traveling it’s okay to forget about things like wallets or keys – but you should be without the hoodie travel pillow. With a cozy pillows that cradles the neck and a soft hoodie that wards off any unwanted conversations, i

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  • Lazy Glasses

    Lazy Glasses

    Quit straining your neck while you read – with the lazy glasses you can lie down on your comfortable bed and still be able to enjoy a good book or magazine. The lazy glasses use a clever prism design to let you recline and look forward at

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  • Glow In The Dark Air Jordans

    Glow In The Dark Air Jordans

    Get noticed when you walk into the club by keeping your sneaker game on point with the glow in the dark Air Jordan 5 Doernbecher. These one of a kind kicks look great during daytime and even better when the lights are turned off.

    $1,499.00 Add to cart